A worse Judy Bullockus?

Rumor has it Lisa Davis' Right Wing Rabid Squirrel Brigade has recruited a new Capo Unified School Board candidate. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

So for all I know this is mere rumor, but sources are telling me that Judy Bullockus, the longtime Capo Unified School Board member and a woman who freely dropped the n-word like Tupac at the House of Blues, is likely not running for re-election. Which isn’t surprising, because the upcoming roasting (from this site and others) would be intense and unforgiving.

Alas, supposedly in her place rises Linda Shepard.

Yes, Linda Shepard!

Everyone! Linda Shepard!!!

[crickets]

If you’re scratching your head and wondering, “Who the crappity crap is Linda Shepard?”—you’re not alone. Linda Shepard is an arch-conservative former Mission Viejo City Council candidate whose political career flamed out like a Steve Pisarkiewicz spiral (you’re gonna have to look that one up on your own). She’s v-e-r-y hard-right, v-e-r-y rigid, v-e-r-y not fun, and gives off a sorta “Back in the day, when milk was a dollar …” vibes. She pops up in the notations from the May 23, 2023 Mission Viejo City Council meeting, and not in a way that makes a sane person smile …

She also, confusingly, once ate at the Cheesecake Factory dressed as the lead character from The Handmaid’s Tale. And it wasn’t Halloween—just a night out for the Shepards …

I digress.

I don’t like what I’m seeing here. What I’m smelling here. The sniff test results are brutal. Lisa Davis, the awful School Board President/MAGA Warrior/Religious Zealot, has been desperately trying to fill the board with like-minded right wingers who want God in school, diversity out of school, an isn’t-Jesus-the-bestest! superintendent and prayer warriors leading the way. In this video, Shepard says, “I stand for family values”—oftentimes clumsy OC code for white mom, white dad, white kids, straight as arrows. She also boasts about once serving as the assistant comptroller at Taco Bell—and lord knows most of us have experienced the post-Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco Meal Deal shit fits explosion.

Anyhow, if/when Linda Shepard officially announces her run, we’ll delve more into this one and bring the heat.

But, fuck.

It’s exhausting.

PS: I’m betting $100 Linda Shepard is the mom who hands out raisins on Halloween.

PPS: Here’s ol Linda Shepard (second from right) at a recent event, posing with Sonja Shaw (second from left)—the monster who attended a high school track event to berate the parents of a trans athlete. The woman in the pink is Mari Barke, one of the great destroyers of normal education. On the far left is Brenda Lebsack (a name of dreams)—an anti-trans crusader and the world’s leading expert on lebsacks.

PPPS: Linda was all in on Judy. But when Judy dropped the n-word, not a peep. Not. A. Single. Peep.