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Danny's avatar

I absolutely LOVE your articles! Let's hope this crazy midterm meltdown convention happens.

Eileen's avatar

Hell, yes, let's do it. One slight observation: the Donald doesn't two step which would require lifting a foot off the ground while swaying his upper body. No, he'd lose his tenuous grip on balance. Instead, he sways to the Village People YMCA which throwing lil punches into the air (below shoulder height).

PrincesspPicklePunch's avatar

Mocking aside, the Democrats should be doing the same.

Dean K's avatar

What's the current spread on another fake "assassination attempt" in Dallas? Asking for a friend

Frank Baldratti's avatar

Oh yeah… I will be glued to my tv watching every amazing moment… laughing my ass off!

janeybird's avatar

I'll need to pop some popcorn for this one! 🍿

Jim  Barrett's avatar

Will Gracey show up?

Bob Beaulieu's avatar

Make sure someone brings a used soccer, basketball, football GOLDEN MVP Trophy to make him happy.