Yes, Donald. Let's do that!
A midterm convention for the Republicans? Hell, yeah.
In case you missed it, earlier today Donald Trump dropped this jewel on his social media platform, Douche Social …
And I am here to say—in the midst of the wild success of the Great American State Fair—”Yes! Please do this! Please hold a midterm convention in Dallas! Please have all the Republicans running for office show up! Please have them stand beside a president with a 26-percent approval rating! Please have them shuffle awkwardly as the president makes rape jokes, sex noises and two-steps to YMCA! Please have them rave about how great Donald Trump is! Please have him give one of his standard two-hour speeches about how elections are fixed and boys shouldn’t play girl sports! Please have him tell stories about folks calling him ‘Sir.’ Please have him hype up the candidates running for election and re-election. Have him marvel about their looks. Have him forget their names. Have him fall asleep. Then fall asleep again. And again.”
Do it! Dear God, please do it!
And, what I love more than guava and New Edition, is the Republicans will follow through with this craziness, because no one has the guts to stand up to Wanna-Be Hitler. They’ll complain in private, then arrive one by one to kiss his ring and rub his belly and tell him how this nation has never been stronger. “Thank you, sir, for letting me stand within 100 feet of your glow. Oh, thank you …”
I am here for it.
I am 100 percent here for it.
I absolutely LOVE your articles! Let's hope this crazy midterm meltdown convention happens.
Hell, yes, let's do it. One slight observation: the Donald doesn't two step which would require lifting a foot off the ground while swaying his upper body. No, he'd lose his tenuous grip on balance. Instead, he sways to the Village People YMCA which throwing lil punches into the air (below shoulder height).