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Dennis's avatar

On this single issue, I'm siding with Donald Trump. Here's why: Everyone knows that when a Trump makes a promise, even a wedding vow, it's a lie. So why go all the way to the Bahamas to hear some people lie?

Judy Northrop's avatar

If I see a "The Truth OC" in my Inbox, it is the first thing I open! Thank you, Jeff, for keeping the truth alive!

Bob Beaulieu's avatar

Please report back if he leaves the White House to play golf.

Paul's avatar

Don't feel bad for Donnie Jr. Trump will give him a lovely signed 8×10 faux gold-framed portrait of himself as a wedding gift. Maybe even a limited edition, crisp hundred dollar, featuring the portrait of trump himself .

Tom Hoffarth's avatar

Another miracle performed by Jesus H. Trump: He gave us a reason to show empathy for his kid. So in character. Sounds like an excellent "South Park" episode. And then you have the modeling of Joe and Hunter Biden ... Jeff, you are killing it here. Thanks again for spending your time on this.

Keith Frohreich's avatar

You are being too hard on lamps. At least they give off light now and then.

janeybird's avatar

All this time I've been feeling bad for Eric!

Donna's avatar

If he went you would all say…how can he celebrate while we are at war.

You’re never satisfied and always complaining

Hypocrites. You’re a bunch of whiney, spineless, haters.

Binsey Haugr's avatar

I wouldn’t attend Don Junior’s wedding either. Might be the first time I’ve agreed with Trump.

Tom C's avatar

I just found it funny that this weekend, of all weekends, he decided to pretend he actually cared about his job.

Michael Taylor's avatar

And somewhere, Kimberly Gargoyle is weeping, a black river of mascara running down her face.

Mark's avatar

Some have suggested Trump is reacting to reports that Iran has specifically targeted him, and going to an island just might not be safe. So, a golf course would have far better security.