Thank you, Young Kim!

On this Independence Day, let's appreciate CA-40's outgoing congresswoman.

Jul 04, 2025

Dear Young Kim:

For a moment, you had me worried.

For a moment, I thought that maybe—just maybe—you would decide to be one of the few congressional Republicans to vote against Donald Trump’s so-called “Big, Beautiful Bill.” For a moment, I thought, “Well, she knows how destructive this thing is. Knows how many poor people will be destroyed by the cuts to Medicaid and SNAP. Knows how many more brown people (documented and undocumented) will be hunted down with all the increased ICE funding. Knows what this will do to the national debt.” For a moment, I thought perhaps you would think to yourself, “Young, you have an election next year that you need to win. And this bill is a big pile of unpopular shit. So even though the orange rapist will be upset with me, I’m voting with my conscience.”

You really had me worried.

But then I remembered: You’re Young Kim. You have the smile of a kindergarten teacher and the fortitude of a puddle of day-old vomit. You are nothing more than a dime-a-dozen, run-of-the-mill mid-level politician, so desperate to please Lord Trump that you will act against the very citizens you represent and ignore your king’s repeated insults and vicious slap-downs of the home state you both occupy and represent.

And, for this, I thank you. I thank you, I thank you, I thank you.

Because, on yet another Independence Day (one whose name feels increasingly ironic), I am making a promise that will be kept: You will lose next November.

And not merely lose. You will go down in fucking flames.

I don’t care who runs against you. It could be Esther Kim Varet. It could be Perry Meade. It could be Joe Kerr. It could be the ghostly corpse of Hervé Villechaize. It matters not, because your new running mate—the Big, Beautiful Bill—is, as of this moment, attached to your dome like a pubescent white head.

It will stay there.

You think I’m joking. I am not. At all. This website has gained a ton of traction, along with a shitload of money to spend on local politics. It is now aimed at you. You have shown who you are. You are not a moderate. You are not an independent thinker. You are not for the people of California or the people of Orange County. You are, I repeat for those in the rear of the room, a sell-out shell of a public servant.

Happy Independence Day, Young Kim.

Use the time to plan for retirement.