Blowing Bubba

What in God's name is going on here?

So my son called this morning. Sorta woke me up.

“Did you see the Bill Clinton-Donald Trump thing?”

No.

“Are you kidding?”

No.

“There’s this thing about Donald Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob.”

Glub.

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This is where we are. This is where Donald Trump has led us. Are you happy, America? Are you enjoying this? Hell, I didn’t even have to Google the information to know my kid wasn’t exaggerating. First, because he’s not prone to exaggeration. But second, why wouldn’t there be news of Donald Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob? Why not—in this age of ludicrousness, of insanity, of ridiculousness? When you elect a carnival-barking dolt to lead a nation, you get … a carnival-barking dolt leading a nation.

So why be shocked?

Why be dumbfounded?

That being said, this from Newsweek …

Glub.

Some quick thoughts on this whole thing:

• Do I think the Epstein scandal can drown the Trump presidency?: I do.

• Do I think it will?: Probably not, though I’m far less sure than I was a week ago.

• Do I think, in his life, Donald Trump has fooled around with girls (underage females)?: I would bet my life on it.

• Do I think those working in the White House with Donald Trump know this to be true?: No.

• Do I think Donald Trump is terrified?: Yes.

• Should he be?: Yes.

• Do I think Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a hummer?: No, but it wouldn’t shock me, considering the sexual appetites of both weirdos.

• Am I happy this is America, 2025?: No.

I’m horrified.