Trump and Tylenol
It's time to ask our friends on the right some questions. Like, 'When can we all agree your dude is mentally washed?'
In case you missed this, Donald Trump and RFJ, Jr. just hosted what may well be the weirdest, most unhinged press conference in the long and storied history of weird and unhinged press conferences.
In short, they have announced that Tylenol causes autism—and no one should use Tylenol. Their reasoning: Well … um … eh … argh … enough with details. Who needs details? Details are for losers. And Charlie Kirk was no loser! He was a patriot! So don’t ask for details about the links between autism and Tylenol! Just don’t take Tylenol! Ever! Unless you’re a pregnant chick who’s too big of a pussy to handle pain! In that case, take one. But if it fucks up your baby and turns the fetus into an Alf-looking thing who likes Joe Biden and cocaine, don’t blame Donald Trump! Because he told you so, motherfuckers! He told you so!
Seriously, we are living on Planet No. 7—a world where nut-jobs reign and normal people struggle and an orange man with died skin and hair of straw mocks the opposition while spewing inanities that will cause grave harm to millions of people.
We’re fucked.
It’s a shake down. After a substantial investment to a trump business, Tylenol will be safe to use again.
It bugged me so much when he went after Biden’s mental competence. Thar was truly the pot calling the kettle black.