So the next 10 days (or so) are gonna be a little slower here at The Truth OC. It’s nothing to be alarmed about—just some book stuff, some family stuff and a little late-summer distraction.
But … we need to talk about this recent video from Chuck Schumer.
We need to.
Here, watch …
Um, what are we doing? Seriously, what the flippy fuck fuck are we doing? Chuck, are you having a nice time eating yogurt, and washing it down with chocolate milk? Are you having a good time in your dorky-ass baseball cap and your nerdy shirt and your khakis? Is this fun for you, as Brown folks are pulled off the streets by masked government vigilantes and the GOP is plotting to steal the 2026 elections and Washington D.C. is being overrun by garbage-collecting members of the military?
Seriously, Chuck, last I checked Stephen Miller and Russell Vought were coming up with new ways to destroy democracy. Do you have anything planned to counter this? Do you have a snazzy social media team working on firing back? Do you think, just maybe, a united press conference featuring elected Democrats might come in handy? Ever? Hell, are you even awake? Ever, bro? Ever?
Fuck, do you maybe wanna try meeting with Donald Trump? Or at least confronting him? Bashing him? Explaining to your constituents why America is drowning?
Is there anything you wanna do, Chuck, as all of us languish here, wallowing in the depths of fascist hell?
You there, Chuck?
You there?
And how’s the yogurt?
Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, and Obama are all MIA. They should be pictured on milk cartons. Meanwhile, Govs. Newsom, Pritzker, and Moore are fighting back. Looks like it’s up to the states now, what with Congress busy doing nothing.
Sad to say, you’re spot on—Schumer’s been completely AWOL, apparently too busy hiding under his desk or eating yogurt to stand up for Democracy. And for the record, Hakeem Jeffries’ about as inspiring as a lukewarm cup of coffee.