The 17th best MAGA pizza joint in all of Ladera Ranch!

Joe's Italian has a weird business model: Alienate 50 percent of potential customers with your political takes—and then shit talk those who post negative reviews of your food.

Joseph Moscatiello loves Trump, pizza and Trump.

Before I dive into today’s post, I want to make something clear: If you live in or near Ladera Ranch, and you enjoy the food and/or ambiance at Joe’s Italian Restaurant and Bar, you should 100 percent continue to frequent the joint.

I’m being sincere. I don’t want to exist in a world where we have an across-the-board litmus test for everything we eat, drink, drive, watch. For example, I have friends who—because of Jeff Bezos’ awfulness—have ditched Amazon. I respect the move, but I’m not doing it. The same goes for Chick-fil-A. I know the corporate lords don’t share many of my social beliefs. But, hot damn, I like their waffle fries.

So, to reiterate: If you lack taste buds and somehow dig Joe’s, go to Joe’s. Eat the cardboard pizza, drink the wine, have yourself a gay straight-couple-with-no-pronouns ol’ time.

That said …

Earlier today, my friend Jerry forwarded me this Sunday afternoon post from Joseph Moscatiello, owner of Ladera Ranch’s 17th best Italian eatery. And, eh, it’s not the greatest look …

There are questions to be asked, and here they are:

Question 1: Joe, are your Puerto Rican customers not real Americans? How about your Mexican customers? And can people who speak primarily Spanish eat your pizza? Or is it an English-only establishment?

Question 2: Joe, have you ever had Latinos working for you? In the kitchen? Waiting tables? Cleaning dishes? If so, why didn’t you give those positions to “real” Americans?

Question 3: Would you turn over your employees to ICE? And, afterward, do the masked ICE agents eat for free, or is it the 20-percent employee discount?

Question 4: When Donald Trump pardoned the 1.6 attackers, was he behaving in an “All-American” manner? How about now, as he sues the government for $10 billion—the entirely to come from taxpayers? That “All-American” enough for you? And since we’re asking questions, how do you feel about the Epstein files? Is it “All-American” to fondle kids? How about protecting people who fondled kids? And what if those kid-fondlers like pizza? Do they, too, receive the employee discount?

Question 5: Why does your sauce taste like watery Heinz mixed with a dollop o’ Eric Trump’s phlegm?

Question 6: Do you prefer MAGA customers to liberals? Should left-leaning Californians merely avoid your eatery?

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Actually, let’s focus on Question 6. Because either:

A. Joe aspires to run a MAGA-only joint

or …

B. He’s oyster-level dumb, and links his Facebook page from his business IG without contemplating the ramifications. Which, I’m guessing, is the proper answer. Because Joe posts some real doozies.

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Oh, well.

There’s always Domino’s.

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PS: Side observation: Joe’s replies to Yelp review are, eh, entertaining …