So, about that Door Dash delivery ...
A conman is a conman is a conman.
By now, you’ve probably seen the video of the Door Dash woman delivering McDonald’s to Donald Trump at the White House. If not, here you go …
And, because the general news media is on a decaying path toward hell, the exchange between President of the United States and senior citizen grub dispenser was mostly covered as a ho-hum, straight-ahead, nothing-to-see-here moment: Oh, look—Donald Trump received some burgers, chatted up the delivery woman about taxes and tips, then gave her $100. How cute.
The thing is, Donald Trump is a conman. A lifelong conman. From disguising his voice as John Barron to secretly meeting with NFL commissioner Pete Rozelle to pretending to having nearly died in a chopper accident, 90 percent of the things this shitty-ass president does are some sort of scam. As I’ve long maintained, he’s the dude selling knock-off Rolexes to sucker Times Square tourists off the back of a truck. Alas, this nation has a lot of sucker tourists.
I digress.
The Door Dash delivery person is named Sharon Simmons. She lives in Nevada, not Washington, D.C. To be honest, I not even sure whether she works for Door Dash. Last year, by sheer coincidence, she appeared at a 2025 GOP field hearing, where she spoke about how Republican tax policies would impact her family …
Of all the Door Dash delivery people …
In short, the whole White House thing was all a setup. All a con. The Trump Lemming Association found someone to play Dress Up Delivery Person. They flew her to Washington. Gave her some dough and instructions—then escorted her to the door, where she’d be greeted by the president.
It was lazy and contrived and stupid; another reminder that these folks are as incompetent as they are moronic. And, of course, lost in the whole grotesque carnival act was that this prop of a woman was either: A. Lying about having a husband with cancer and needing the extra tip dough to pay for his care or B. So (heartbreakingly) desperate for money to help her husband with cancer treatment that she needs her tips increased.
Which (hmm) would be a tremendous indictment of a let-them-eat-cake president who has shown zero regard for improving health care coverage for struggling Americans, and only cares for himself.
Either way, it blows.
PS:
Yes it was so clearly staged. As if he would ever go answer the door. As if the WH would use door dash instead of sending an intern or coffee boy to McD. They’ll really, really think we are stupid and gullible. Picking a fight with the Pope, however, demonstrates how out of touch they all are.
Every accusation is a confession. This is why they are so certain protesters are paid actors.