There is a website, trumpwatches.com.
On it, you can buy Trump Watches.
This sounds like a joke …
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Trump watches.
Trump watches who?
Trump watches 13-year-olds on the playground.
Alas, it is not a joke. It is an actual website, where one can spend $500 (Well, $499) to purchase a Donald Trump Watch. Put different: The president of the United States, while in office, is peddling watches. Cheap-ass looking watches, like the ones you might grab around Times Square for $20 off the top of a cardboard box.
Here, take a gander …
The good news is the watches come in multiple colors, and some read FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! on them. There are multiple payment plans, and they feature the president’s third grade-level signature.
The bad news is … nothing matters any longer. Literally nothing. Let’s have masked agents grab Brown people. Let’s have Texas’ National Guard besiege Illinois. Let’s charge innocent people with crimes. Let’s announce circumcision is tied to autism. And, most important, let’s bilk these suckers (the ones who voted for Trump) for every last penny.
By day, Donald Trump can play act president, sitting behind a desk while Stephen Miller and Russell Vought pull off the final remaining strings off this democracy thing we used to have. By afternoon, Donald Trump can nap on his sofa while dreaming of 15-year-old Annette Funicello in her poodle skirt. And by night, Donald Trump can bleed dry his followers and send them off with bullshit timepiece that scream to all involved, I AM BOTH SUCKER AND DOUCHE.
Are we great again?
Oh that Trumpster, he can sell a used car to a dead Democrat who's still voting. What a guy, huh?