New Jersey just handed Donald Trump a huge gift.

The fucking Garden State ...

Saw this article, and immediately felt like punching a wall …

It’s the type of thing that begins small. A headline. Two headlines. Some TikTok videos.

Then it grows.

And GROWS.

AND GROWS.

AND GROWS!!!!!!

AND GROWS!!!!!!!!!

And, before you know it, Trump and Co. are all over it. See! We told you! The Democrats are cheating! Look at New Jersey! Look what’s happening! It’s in the news! We told you people! We told you!

This, I assure you, will begin ASAP.

Inevitably, the Dems will cower into a corner, cough, point, stutter. When, truth be told, they should do now what they should’ve been doing all the fucking fuck along. Which is (I’ll begin the all caps here, good people) SCREAM AND SHOUT ABOUT THE JAN. 6 INSURRECTION, AND REMIND PEOPLE EVERY FUCKING DAY THAT THE ASSHOLE BELLOWING ‘FRAUD! FRAUD!’ SENT HIS MINIONS INTO THE CAPITOL, WATCHED THEM TEAR IT APART, FAILED TO LIFT A FINGER–THEN PARDONED EVERY SINGLE PARTICIPANT, EVEN THE ONES WHO BATTERED LAW ENFORCEMENT!

Seriously, this is the video. And it needs to be played on repeat …

Alas, Chuck Schumer will probably head up to the New York State Fair to rave about the yogurt.

Because, hey.

What’s democracy without dairy?