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Karen Cohn's avatar

Lip fillers ok, but vaccines at a big NO! Madison is just following in her parents’ footsteps. Check out the Klovstad family history at El Modena High School

Mark's avatar

Another great column, Jeff. Just one thing. The word is "brooch", not "broach". As a machinist, I was startled to read your reference to "oversized broaches" in your piece. Broaches are hardened steel tools used to cut the insides of metal parts. Brooches are pinned clothing ornaments, as often seen on pictures of the late Queen Elizabeth. Yet brooch is pronounced exactly like broach. Go figure.

Jeff's avatar

I think it’s great that she had a gender-affirming lip-filling procedure - just like God would want.

PrincesspPicklePunch's avatar

“You are a right-wing Orange County superstar, and now even the lib blogger knows your name.

You’ve made it.

You’re royalty.”

Baaaaaahahahahahahaha

CULTstack's avatar

Girl, omg thank you for this. I read this silently to myself and then insisted my husband listen to me read it aloud.

Elel's avatar

I stopped watching when they got to the Trevor Project bashing portion of their magnanimousness. It is simply a phone number for those who need support in their darkest times. GFY if you have any actual problem with *children* getting support & care from strangers who will be more understanding than their own family or bigots like these gems.

LeslieHB's avatar

If you’re gonna do the lips, woman, at least do them right! Ugh

JJ Meis's avatar

Add to it a shade or two of MAHA wackiness... Maddy doesn’t believe in sunscreen.

Julie A Morris's avatar

Gotta agree with Karen. My kids went to school with Madison and Buddy. The bat-shit crazy is genetic in this case.

janeybird's avatar

You made my night.

Fred Allen's avatar

And, I am so glad that she lives behind the orange vail.

G M's avatar

It’s not what it used to be—we decisively voted her out of the school board.

Fred Allen's avatar

Congratulations! That’s a good start.