Huntington Beach needs a Tupac Mural

If we're gonna get nuts—let's get nuts!

Chad Williams, Gracey Van Der Mark, the Alf puppet and Butch Twining visit Huntington Beach’s new Tupac mural.

So in case you missed the news, yesterday the Huntington Beach City Council finally answered to voters’ greatest municipal concerns by …

… addressing the air show fiasco? No.

… lowering taxes? No.

… addressing low morale among police? No.

… planning a kick-ass Christmas parade? No.

… addressing the rising tide in Neo-Naziism? No.

… banning Hawaiian shirts? No.

The City Council—made up of six MAGA meatheads and a senile bearded goat disguised as a MAGA meathead (Butch Twining)—unanimously voted to form a committee to explore the painting of a mural in honor of slain activist Charlie Kirk. This is, I have to say, yet another wonderful idea from a gaggle of people who use popcorn as laxatives and believe Advil neuters puppies. On the one hand, it gives them the opportunity to pay homage to a local boy dude from Arlington Heights, Ill. who inspired folks of all sides to come together spewed a steady stream of antagonistic hate and never uttered a racist word spoke out against, “Prowling Blacks going around for fun to go target white people,” never uttered a xenophobic word railed about, “The great replacement strategy, which is well under way every single day in our southern border, is a strategy to replace white rural America with something different,” and loved our LGBTQ+ brothers and sisters pumped out trans-loathing garbage like, “we should have just took care of trans people the way we used to take care of things in the 1950s and 60s.” In short, Charlie Kirk walked with Christ Alex Jones.

The upcoming Charlie Kirk ode is a logical follow-up to the WE ARE ONE PEOPLE MAGA library plaque, and speaks to the character of former mayor/council member Gracey Van Der Mark, who has been photographed flashing the peace sign QAnon sign, and Mayor Pat Burns, who—during a recent meeting—referred to someone in the audience as a “beacon of hope” “fat cow.” It makes clear that Former Navy SEAL Chad Williams understands the needs of his community has lost his fucking mind and values diverse viewpoints thinks everyone is a white Christian nationalist.

So let’s do this embarrass ourselves yet again!

Thug life, Huntington Beach!

Thug life!