The White House wants us to report government fraud! It wants citizens to become journalists! To crack down! To step up! To be friggin’ awesome, bruhs!
It has even set up a dope-ass special page on the White House website!
LFG!
And if you’re wondering! Why I’m using so many exclamation marks! It’s because I’m excited! Donald Trump and Co. are tired of fraud! They say there’s so much of it, we need to step up—as a people—and take action!
So I think! To make sure this doesn’t become yet another predictable, “Blame the left for everything!” witch hunt, we need to step up—as a people—and take action!
This is the form as I filled it out!
In all seriously, this is the White House being the 2026 White House—which is using government funds and resources to say, “Look! So much fraud from the Democrats! It’s all reported by the people!” [Except, cough, for the President making $2 billion in his first two years back. And, cough, receiving a jet. And, cough, his son’s wedding being paid for by Russians. Cough, cough]
So I suggest, immediately, everyone take a few moments, go to the site and fill out the form in the manner of what I did above.
Let’s bog these fuckers down.
Because fraud! It’s bad!