As you’ve surely seen/heard/experienced by now, the FAA has grounded every flight. Wanna see Grandma this weekend? Nah. Wanna catch the big Hillsdale-Ohio Dominican football game this weekend? Bad news. Just wanna get away for, oh, your honeymoon? Might not happen.
Luckily, we have two people in charge calling the shots.
One is Sean Duffy, the transportation secretary and former Real World contestant.
And the other—my personal favorite—is former Oklahoma senator Markwayne Mullin, now overlord of Homeland Security.
Here’s Markwayne, discussing the issues …
“Out of abundant of caution.”
“OUT OF ABUNDANT OF CAUTION!!!!”
Bruh, I have low standards these days. Fuck some hookers? Fine. Snort some coke? Reasonable. Worked as a crack-dealing pimp back in 2022? People change.
But when a guy with a hugely important job cannot string words together?
We’re doomed.
PS:
Seems like a lot of our infrastructure is breaking down after the attacks on Iran...hmmm... First the internet (Outlook), then the airports, what next?
They live for play acting, be afraid. Since I don't know whether it could be serious, its still a serious point made that NONE of them can talk. Its not a big request to insist that during an event such as this? Do NOT ramble on with some kind of oklahoma home lingo that makes no sense. ".......its redundancy in the communication ". Que?