Chad Williams makes people horny
The Huntington Beach City Council member is a walking, talking porn-promoting hustler. No, Hustler.
So today Chad Williams, the dude who hates porn so much that he keeps spreading porn, posted this on his Instagram feed. It is nothing short of awesome, and you should watch it from beginning to end …
And I have a few things to say, and they’re important. So take notes:
If I ever decide to break free from life authoring standard biography and start writing smut, I am 100 percent begging my publishing house to hire Chad Williams as the narrator. I’m straight as salt, but dude turns me on.
I am convinced—sincerely convinced—this guy’s browser history has to be overflowing with stuff like HALLE BERRY DRESSED AS MAID and LION HUMPING DOLPHIN. I’d love a gander.
I just don’t think this is an intelligent person. I’m not trying to be mean, but Williams seems … simple. Unenlightened. Base-level ponderer. Somewhere along the way he decided he would listen to the Bible—and only the Bible—without considering other sources of information. The guy is everything your parents warned you about when you started dating. He’s creepy. But not in an endearingly creepy way, like a cricket trapped under the refrigerator. He’s creepy in the watch-you-walk-through-the-7 Eleven-via-a-nearby-window way. Ew.
He seems genuinely nervous about the upcoming Huntington Beach vote.
I think Chad knows he’s overplayed his hand with his porn-porn-porn attack on … porn. It’s been a ridiculous buffet of buffoonery, and I’m betting someone (wife? kid? preacher?) sat him down to say, “Bruh, this is not going well. You look unhinged.” But, like a porn addict, he can’t help himself.
Huntington Beach is a tough nut to crack, but it’s not quite as Republican as one might think. This council has gone super big brother, to the point where residents are likely becoming fed up. I expect a major shift in upcoming elections. Not because Surf City is liberal. Just because the council is nuts and waaaaay overzealous.
Call me, Chad. Call me.
PS: At the risk of beating a dead horse—Chad, you are 100-percent in on MAGA. You’ve made your love for Donald Trump clear as a zit atop a forehead. You’ve shown your love for the dude who brags about grabbing women by the pussy; who cheated on wife 1 with wife 2, wife 2 with wife 3, wife 3 with a porn star he then paid off in hush money. Do you not understand the jarring hypocrisy of your stance? Do you not see it? At all?
It should also be stated that the book he is reading from is a Young Adult (YA) novel. It’s not in the Children’s section of the library. A statement from the author on why she writes about difficult subjects, “ I feel it's important to shed light on these issues because that's the only way we're going to develop empathy for people who are going through them. We need to make it real and to be brutally honest about it. That honesty is what my readers appreciate, because those characters don't feel crafted. They feel like they're real people, and to a large part they are.”
The book in question, “Identical” by Ellen Hopkins, is classified as Young Adult Fiction. https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/ellen-hopkins/identical/. What is he on about? These book-burners are too obsessed with sex. It is not healthy!
Same with the anti-trans folks. They are too worried about kids’ sex organs and not worried enough about kids’ mental health.