Big Boy is Angry!
There are reports! It better stop now!
If you ever ask yourself, What has it come to?—I feel like this post from a few minutes ago says it all …
You’re the President of the United States. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!? “There are reports?” Seriously, bruh? “There are reports”? You are inside the White House. You’re the top power player in America, and arguably the world. We all assume you have a bunch of phones, phone numbers. You know how to text. Don’t you?
And this—this!?—is your reaction to Iran charging for ships to travel through Hormuz? A Truth Social post? A demand? With an exclamation mark! And your stupid name in ALL CAPS?
Again—you’re the president. What the crappers is wrong with you?
What haven’t you broken by now?
Jesus Christ, it’s exhausting.



"There are reports" makes perfect sense when one has fired your professional intelligence officers for replacements from central casting and your fox news drunk is head of DoD. Imagine if there were actually diplomats negotiating instead of his SIL, a real estate developer with no knowledge of nuclear issues. Sure, it is how he rolls--nothing professional. Grift, Nepo, and imaginary tough guy negotiating tactics. Here we are. Another fine mess, donny.
Everything is wrong with him! There is no rational thought in his teeny tiny warped brain to explain his actions. The synapses are misfiring and the neurons are dying. We have a demented lunatic running the show. 25th amendment